Milwaukee’s Worst Tour – Best Beer
Black Husky Tours on Saturdays at 1:00 & 2:00!
Put on your big boy and girl pants because this will be brutal. Already rated the worst tour in Milwaukee it will only get worse. You will get over-charged and under-served and the abuse will be early and often. Got a friend who needs some humility? Look no further than the Black Husky tour.
"It was awful. Tim, the brewer, just yelled at me the whole time. All I did was ask how long he puts his beer in secondary." - Justin P., tour participant and homebrewer extraordinaire
"Man this was one of the oddest experiences I have had. We only got a couple of samples but do they pack a punch. One minute I was having a beer, the next thing I know I wake up in a pile of grain bags with my pants on backwards and a Hillary 2020 tattoo. I’m going back as soon as I can." -
Bob L., tour participant and musician
"I guess it was okay. The brewer Tim and the owner Toni came out with their dog and she pooped – the dog that is – all over the place. They didn’t even seem to notice – like it happens all the time." -
Princess Paul, tour participant and Jesus impersonator
To reserve your spot email using the following link and specify which time slot:
Cost is $10, includes two samples and you get to keep your very own Black Husky pint glass!
Tours also available via Untapped Tours
Sep 29 from 12:00 PM - 10:00 PM
2nd Annual Garden Park Oktoberfest
Featuring live music, Black Husky Jodlerkonig Oktoberfest & Jake Style Hefe Weiss on tap, Riverwest Public House Cooperative outdoor bar serving Bloody Mary's & Jagermeister shots, food by Döner MKE and Milwaukee Sausage Company, hand-tossed, small batch kettle corn by Urban Kettle, face painting and henna by Delisa Santiago, games, activities, fun for the whole family!
Bring your lawn chair.
1:00 - Polish Moon Polka Trio
2:00 - Opening Ceremony & Firkin Tapping with Tim & Alderman Nik Kovac
2:30 - Yodeling Demonstration by Tim & Yodeling Contest
3:00 - Polish Moon Polka Trio
4:30 - Best Dog Costume Contest – extra points for German-themed!
5:00 - The November Criminals
6:30 - Masskrugstemmen Competition - Men
6:45 - Masskrugstemmen Competition - Women
7:00 - The November Criminals
Oct 13 from 2:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Sparkly Fest 2018
Annual Release of Sparkly Eyes Imperial Sproose
It's the annual release of Sparkly Eyes, our Imperial Sproose for those unfortunate enough not to know.
There will be prizes awarded for:
1. The best reenactment of the SNL More Cowbell skit!
Email via the Contact page on our website to enter.
2. Best Sparkly outfit!
Cool t-shirts & cowbells!
DOC's Commerce Smokehouse will be onsite with brisket, pulled pork, ribs, redneck fries, coleslaw, potato salad, hot links and more!